Total Medals Earned: 525 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (55/565 points)
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times